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  • Newboy - Monday 4 July 2022 19:27
    He: Okay girl now you listen to me. I have you and I will do what I wish to you.
    She: No, no. I'll get away from you. I will bite off your ...
    He: That you can never do because I won't let you. What do you think, we're characters in a book called Pacific Paradise? Do you think you are Susan Clarke and I am Spud? No way girl. You will listen exactly to what I say.
  • Nacktliebhaber - Monday 4 July 2022 19:22
    HALT STOP!!! Nicht anziehen!!!
  • Nacktliebhaber - Monday 4 July 2022 19:21
    Ups ich wollte eigentlich ein Bild von dem Tisch machen damit meine Frau (hüstel) den nachher vom Baumarkt mitbringt. Ich weis gar nicht wie du da jetzt mit auf das Bild kommst. EHRLICH
  • Nacktliebhaber - Monday 4 July 2022 19:18
    Hallo schöne Nachbarin darfst ruhig auf eine Flasche Wein zu mir kommen. Ich ziehe extra das Adamskostüm an. Versprochen
  • Nacktliebhaber - Monday 4 July 2022 19:13
    Warte Mädchen ich nehme dich gerne mit ... Auch zu mir nach Hause
  • Newboy - Monday 4 July 2022 18:54
    Off camera announcer: Chesterfield cigarettes. For the man who hangs low.
  • Newboy - Monday 4 July 2022 18:31
    Girl to father: Dad if you are going to follow me, at least stop picking your nose.
  • Newboy - Monday 4 July 2022 18:26
    I'm running away from home. He's my stepdad, not even my real dad.
  • Newboy - Monday 4 July 2022 18:24
    I feel the sensations going through me. I would love to take a couple of fingers and finish off what is necessary.
  • Newboy - Monday 4 July 2022 18:21
    I hate water shortages and I hate water rationing.

    And on a personal note: Newboy had to go one year with water rationing. By the end we had 6 hours water and 2 days no water. And we had 3 kids, one 6 months old when this started.