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  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 16:35
    Man: My missus hills are better than anything the Indians have.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 16:32
    Man: I got me a little pork belly and the Mrs.'s has a couple of ham hocks hanging around.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 16:30
    Woman to man: There's a snake between your legs, and I don't mean the obvious one.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 16:29
    Man: I sic the dawgs on my honey here, making her run through the fields while I take crack shots around her. I don't want to actually hit her, just you see, as good targets are hard to find.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 16:25
    Girl: Oh Skippy you are such a wonderful person.
    Boy: Say Marybeth, would you like to go to the prom with me Saturday night?
    Girl: Gosh Skippy, I don't know. I have nothing to wear.
    Boy: That's okay, come as you are dressed right now. We will be the hit of the prom.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 10:57
    Girl: So that's what a nipple looks like.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 10:52
    Girl: I'm here to greet everyone who crosses this line.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 10:51
    Girl: The warm sand, heated by the sun, makes my nipples erect.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 01:10
    Man: It always points True North.
  • Newboy - Tuesday 30 August 2022 00:19
    Girl in front: Anyone know where the Bay Watch auditions are?